riddleman: (Fate.)
Edward Nygma ([personal profile] riddleman) wrote2016-10-29 10:23 pm
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beaky: (are u serious???)

[personal profile] beaky 2016-10-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"That isn't going to work."

Oswald looked at Edward's battered couch with ill-disguised dismay, frowning as he slowly took in the blankets dumped on it and the pillow. Clearly one of them was supposed to sleep there and the question was, which one? The likely answer - himself. He was smaller, he could literally fit on the couch whereas Edward's legs would probably hang over the arm rest if he tried and he was the guest. Guests usually got dumped on the couch.

There was no way he was doing that. No. Not ever. He looked at Edward and shook his head firmly. "I'm not sleeping on that." He had slept some rough places in his time and he knew how to slum it but no, that was not happening. Not now. It was not possible for several reasons he was happy to offer. "Can't."
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