"It has nothing to do with talent, I assure you. Merely practice." That said he took the controller over with a little bow and minutes later he was shooting people, racing in a car and cursing a blue streak whenever things didn't get perfectly and sometimes when they did. His smile was wide - perhaps a bit too wide - and he leaned forward for a better look of the screen. It wasn't anything like the real thing, but it was the closest he could get.
He had to hit pause when he noticed the smell of food, setting the controller down. "Dinner's ready." How domestic. "I am so very glad I get to share all these simple pleasures with you, friend."
"You're very good at this, I have to say. You're spree is beautiful." He loved watching Edward kill people, real or not, it was oddly exciting. Like having a student who was just flourishing beautifully. He slowly hauled himself to his feet the best he could, his leg was a little wobbly as he took his first steps towards the kitchen, helping him to get out plates and assisting where he could. Oswald wasn't very good at the domestic life but he knew how to have manners and how to be a good guest. His mother had taught him well.
It was oddly idyllic, to sit down at the table with someone and share a meal. He had gotten used to it with Oswald now, but before then? Miss Kringle had really been the first time he'd ever done that. His childhood and the years that followed had never lent themselves to such endeavours. "I can show you how to set up the game, so you can play by yourself tomorrow, if you like. I also have other games. I'm afraid to admit that I'm something of an avid gamer."
"I would very much like that, yes. I don't often do much these days. It'd be nice to have a hobby." Or something to do so he could murder the innocent and take his mind off everything. He rather liked this idea. "So it's settled! Tonight you will teach me how to use that box thing to play games like you do and maybe we can kill some hookers together before we sleep." Hookers in the game, of course. Although, it was hard to say where things could end up in Gotham. "In the bed, of course. Both of us." There was no way Edward was sleeping on that stupid tiny couch.
"I'll show you all there is to it then. It's really not complicated, teenagers all over the world are the target audience here." Hence it really wasn't hard to figure out how it worked.
Wait. In the bed, both of them? Edward glanced toward the bed and then back at Oswald, rather unsure what to say to that. "If you insist, my friend. I do like stretching my legs out."
"I don't mind it, it's fun." But nothing he was taking seriously here, not really. He liked his current interests and he didn't think he could play this seriously but it was nice to beat a hooker with a baseball bat or shoot a cop to death. If he had to play one of the more complicated games Edward played, he'd end up with a headache.
He looked at Edward and took in his surprise, smiling with vague amusement. Oh Edward. "If you sleep on the couch again, your back is going to be a mess. I don't mind sharing and it's plenty big. It seems wrong to put you out, friend."
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He had to hit pause when he noticed the smell of food, setting the controller down. "Dinner's ready." How domestic. "I am so very glad I get to share all these simple pleasures with you, friend."
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Wait. In the bed, both of them? Edward glanced toward the bed and then back at Oswald, rather unsure what to say to that. "If you insist, my friend. I do like stretching my legs out."
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He looked at Edward and took in his surprise, smiling with vague amusement. Oh Edward. "If you sleep on the couch again, your back is going to be a mess. I don't mind sharing and it's plenty big. It seems wrong to put you out, friend."