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[riddleman]

What has a ring, but no finger?

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[beaky]

I just would rather you stayed mostly sober as we sort of rely on each other here to get through things and if one of us is blissed out, the other might be in trouble.

Good to know. I believe you have good genetics, though I am just as blind to knowing what that means myself. But judging from yourself and your-- your looks. The bone structure...

You're very handsome, is what I mean.

[riddleman]

Between the two of us, I am sure you will agree that I much more commonly remain sober, so you needn't worry.

Thank you. I never thought so, but I've learned differently relatively recently. We both know how to cut a fine figure, when need be.

[beaky]

We do indeed.

I'm so very grateful you're here with me, Edward. I know I said it before I really do mean it.

[riddleman]

You would say that, otherwise you'd not get your groceries.

I kid. I too am glad we're here together, if we have to be here at all.

[beaky]

Me too. If I have to do anything as unpleasant as this, I want to do it with you.

You make me stronger and better equip to deal. You make me a better man.

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[riddleman]

You know what you've done for me and what you continue to do for me. You are, as always, an inspiration, Oswald.

And I got you two jars of spicy mustard.