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[riddleman]

What has a ring, but no finger?

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[riddleman]

Oh yeah.

I'll ask Oswald along, then I can tell him to date you.

[itistolaugh]

he will hate absolutely everything about that experience

[riddleman]

Aw. Not if he gets to win at any of the games. He loves winning.

Just keep your breasts away from him.

[itistolaugh]

I can't make that promise. The girls are wild! Ive lost so many buttons :(

[riddleman]

Well.

If you need any buttons reattached, you can leave that in my capable hands and we'll leave Oswald out of it.

[itistolaugh]

how fresh! you can keep your hands off my buttons, mister! we aren't THAT friendly

[riddleman]

I'm not that eager, just looking out for my friend's virtue.

[itistolaugh]

you big sweetie i havent had any of that in years

[riddleman]

Yes, I meant the friend that always buttons all the way up.

[itistolaugh]

he could stand to loosen a few i'm just saying
if for no other reason than it's super humid in florida and he can't possibly be comfortable in a full suit all the time

[riddleman]

One more reason for us to move somewhere else. This weather isn't comfortable for anyone and there is no way Oswald is ever going to dress casual.

[itistolaugh]

MF is the most like home

[riddleman]

Climate-wise or... atmospheric?

[itistolaugh]

yes

[riddleman]

Duly noted.

Then maybe a relocation, before Oswald gets antsy and stabs people.

[itistolaugh]

dude p sure he is going to do that no matter where you put him

[riddleman]

True, but here's hoping he'll stab productively.

He always finds ways to rise.

[itistolaugh]

ok ok i get it he's your bffl now please control your friendship boner before you put an eye out

[riddleman]

Rude.

Anyway. When are we going to the barcade?

[itistolaugh]

idk now?

[riddleman]

Sure. Where do we meet?

Oswald came home soaked a while ago, but he's taken a bath since then. I don't think his job assignment agrees with him.

[itistolaugh]

oh GOOD he'll already be in a fowl mood

i'll send you the address in like 30 i need time to get tarted up for a night out

[riddleman]

Ruffled feathers, I assure you.

Don't forget the sequins.

[itistolaugh]

love this guy