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[riddleman]

What has a ring, but no finger?

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[itistolaugh]

That's going to have to remain a mystery, pal o' mine. Your hint is that it's kind of a wedding present.

[riddleman]

[He prefers that to a straight answer by like 700%, honestly.]

Mysterious dildos. There is a kink.

[itistolaugh]

Wait.

[ She puts a hand to his chest. They have to clear this first. She loves Edward, but can not allow him to jeopardize her mission. ]

Are you going to do a riddle about this?

[riddleman]

[Why would he...]

Like what? 'They are gone so we can come.'? Or... 'Goes up and in, at the end you win.'?

[...there are possibilities. Silly possibilities, but possibilities.]

Nope. Though now I feel like leaving a note for Oswald.

[itistolaugh]

Look I'm just saying if the next crossword is over-eighteen, I'm going to be put out.

[riddleman]

Then I'll behave. Just for you.

Where are we stealing your dildos?

[itistolaugh]

We'll start at Swinging Richard's and then head to The Peach Pit.

[riddleman]

[Ask a stupid question.]

Of course. Well, let's hurry up. Maybe we can find one to replace the stick up your roommate.