IC Inbox for Mask or Menace

[riddleman]

What has a ring, but no finger?

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[itistolaugh]

EXCUSE YOU i don't get them drunk first!!!

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[riddleman]

Sorry, forgot you were cheap.

I'm not going to stuff my bra to score, so what are you teaching me?

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[itistolaugh]

wow

wow

go to hell

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[riddleman]

You know I'll follow you anywhere.

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[itistolaugh]

excuse me no for real tho do you really think i'm just a crazy slut

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[riddleman]

No. If I thought you were 'just' anything, I wouldn't spend time with you.

You are a lot of things. Which means you can be a crazy slut when you feel like it.

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[itistolaugh]

UGH the very worst thing about you is that i cant stay mad at you
still like 20% mad at you tho
ps actually been to hell. i'm banned.

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[riddleman]

What a burn.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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[itistolaugh]

if its like falling off a skyscraper then yes very much

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[riddleman]

I imagine quite similar.

What were you doing in hell?

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[itistolaugh]

being dead and tortured, what else

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[riddleman]

Good to know coming back from the dead is something that happens other places too.

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[itistolaugh]

are there places it doesnt happen?

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[riddleman]

I don't know. But people freaked the first time our dead mayor started jumping around on rooftops.

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[itistolaugh]

other places are so weird

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[riddleman]

No place like Gotham, is there?

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[itistolaugh]

other than hell, unsurprisingly

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[riddleman]

Hell yeah.

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[itistolaugh]

oh god btw can i ask for the worst favor
drop in on crane maybe once or twice while i'm gone? i am PRETTY SURE he doesn't remember how to get groceries anymore and i have seen him eat dry crackers and water as a square meal. he's tragic.

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[riddleman]

...that is the worst favour. Ever.

Fine. I'll even cook him something. He looks like he needs some nutrition.

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[itistolaugh]

dont bother hes not worth the effort.
plus if you do then i'll just have to hear about how much better you are than me when i get back.
he's a bad friend. why do i do this. i am a fool.

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[riddleman]

Lack of choice and Gotham loyalty, I'm guessing.

But there are choices now.

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[itistolaugh]

also, rent free

you're okay I GUESS but oswald BARELY tolerates me and crane at least doesnt stab when he's mad

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[riddleman]

Oswald is not the easiest man to live with.

On the other hand, he has turned me on to breakfast Bloody Marys.

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[itistolaugh]

do you think that would chill crane out
he is pretty unchillable