I'm smarter than anyone in Arkham. Besides, you're functioning insane. Not full blown mad-house level crazy. And yeah, I'm pretty sane compared to all these goons.
They are? Oh. Cool! I like them.
No, I remembered your disapproval last time and I didn't need you being mad at me so I walked out. Like a good boy.
Oh, I'm not saying I belong in Arkham. Nobody does. Please don't take this as me being ungrateful, I appreciate that you got me out of there. More than you can know.
I know you do! Don't worry, I was joking. Neither of us need that dump and the less we speak about it, the better. We're safe, we don't need to think about it :D
Oh yeah. Exactly that. I left. Everyone is alive and well.
I turned around and left. I walked out like a good boy and got into my car.
Then I waited for them to come outside and ran them down with my car and while they were pinned under it, I cut their throats after asking them personally both to say sorry to me. ThenI drove over them again and left. No one saw, don't worry, I made sure of it.
I thought we talked about impulse control! You could cut as many throats as you wanted to when you were merely the most feared man in Gotham, but now you are the most loved as well.
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Woah. The GCPD is such a joke.
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Oh, yes. They have solved a lot less since I stopped working for them and they have yet to catch on to that fact.
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They never appreciated you, Ed.
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Of course not, because they are idiots. I've never expected differently. Why does idiocy frustrate you so today?
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I had to deal with people. They were idiots. I'm hiding now, I can't be dealing with it.
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What happened?
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I like your moving pictures :)
Just. Arguing like children. Idiot criminals who can't solve their own issues, you know the drill.
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They're called gifs, dearheart.
Did you kill anyone or have anyone killed? It's very inconvenient these days if you do that in front of witnesses.
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They are? Oh. Cool! I like them.
No, I remembered your disapproval last time and I didn't need you being mad at me so I walked out. Like a good boy.
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You walked out and... nobody died?
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Oh yeah. Exactly that. I left. Everyone is alive and well.
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Aww, you don't believe me :(
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So, what went down?
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Then I waited for them to come outside and ran them down with my car and while they were pinned under it, I cut their throats after asking them personally both to say sorry to me. ThenI drove over them again and left. No one saw, don't worry, I made sure of it.
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And you didn't even let me watch.
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My knife is still bloody, you can play with it!
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