It's not that hard, from what I've seen. Anyway, there are green gemstones, you could always get something custom. You want me to run around like a goth, show what it's worth to you.
Your band of twinks? I'm just glad to know you have varied tastes.
Fair enough. Now I want you to say those words out loud when I get home.
Without any disrespect to your mother, but from what you've told me, I believe she'd have appreciated a good-looking muscular man as much as her son does.
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Zsasz is shockingly ripped and Butch is handsome in his own unique way. I have a few new boys who aren't ripped, you should meet them.
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Your band of twinks? I'm just glad to know you have varied tastes.
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They're not twinks and they're just normal waiters. Stop making this deviant.
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I'm just saying. You should just finally open up a gay club and get it over with. I support it!
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It's not a gay club, it's a club for everyone. I just happen to have a lot of attractive men working for me who sometimes remove their shirts.
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At least you're finally getting some revenue, so I can't knock your shirtless policy.
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It's going very well. I'm quite proud of how it's working out.
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Do a strip club next.
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No. My mother would turn in her grave. I'm a good boy, I will own no dens of sin.
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Without any disrespect to your mother, but from what you've told me, I believe she'd have appreciated a good-looking muscular man as much as her son does.
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How dare you? She would not condone anything of the sort. Besides, she only wanted one man and that was me. No one else.
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...yes. Forget I said anything.
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It's true. She would have loved you. She would have been very confused by you but she would have loved you.
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So, like you? I can imagine. Shame I never got to meet her.
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I'm not confused by you at all. Except for when you whatszap me. And yes, it is a shame. I am saddened every day by it.
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Whatsapp. And you're confused every time I start talking about my plots or technology.
I know. I'm just glad you never had to meet my father.
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You talk to fast and you use weird words!
Your father? Is he still alive?
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'Too' fast, you forgot an o. I realise it's likely a typo, but you know how I am.
Let's not discuss this over text. Maybe at home.
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Pedantic, I remember. Thank you, love <3
Fine. Okay. We can do that.
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Apologies, but I can only be myself.
Maybe. Speaking of, I am home, when will you be?
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And I love you for it.
Not long now, maybe half an hour at most.
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I'll make dinner.
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You're too good <3
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I'll make something simple. Maybe pasta, since we can't have that anywhere else without getting shot at.
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I do miss Italian and you cook it so well. I approve. I can't wait.
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