Very much so, don't you think? I meant to transfer to Central City one day to work for the Police Department there, but there wasn't an opening. Apparently someone called Allen is 'unprofessional and tardy but astonishingly efficient'.
I'm sorry, friend. I would pull some strings for you but I'm afraid firstly, your unemployable these days in that particular field and also I want you here with me. So no. Never.
Like me? He doesn't look like me. He looks like the sort of person who'd kick my ass, in all honesty.
Also, Central City might be nicer and better lit than Gotham, but from what I understand that's at least partially because instead of elaborate plans or tying people to balloons or sending them to an insane asylum, Captain Cold just shoots people.
That sounds a lot faster but a lot less fun. Central City sounds kind of boring, honestly. I'm sure it's much more wholesome and easy but so boring. I like a challenge. I like people who tie people to balloons or an insane asylum that brings people back from the dead.
Gotham is total personal freedom. The freaks rule the city. It's my kind of place.
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No, he's more... Like you, only for Central City.
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Like me? He doesn't look like me. He looks like the sort of person who'd kick my ass, in all honesty.
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Yes. I believe they would kick both our asses.
What I meant is that he is King of Central City, as you are of Gotham.
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his partner is awfully big, I don't think we'd stand much of a chance against them but I bet we're smarter.
We'll win on that alone.
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[He doesn't want to go out and say that he is smarter but he doesn't know if Oswald is. How considerate, for a Gothamite.]
Captain Cold is considered a criminal mastermind, much like yourself as well. I believe the safest would be to simply not commit crimes in his city.
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But fine, we'll be good boys. I just want to see one of these 3D movies you talk about.
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Also, Central City might be nicer and better lit than Gotham, but from what I understand that's at least partially because instead of elaborate plans or tying people to balloons or sending them to an insane asylum, Captain Cold just shoots people.
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Gotham is total personal freedom. The freaks rule the city. It's my kind of place.
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Although Central City has wifi practically everywhere.
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I just use it now to look up the shorthand you use sometimes.
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Lookie here, my little bird.]
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Oh gosh, that is exciting. We should invest.
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But we could definitely do with more. Also more insertables.
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I want you to be only mine.
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I can't wait to get on my knees for you.
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First I'll have to decide if you've earned that.
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I'm using chrome right now.
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