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Edward Nygma (
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2017
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09:30 pm
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What has a ring, but no finger?
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 04:50 pm (UTC)
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[ She has definitely been crying and her hands are shaking as she cradles his face and pulls him close. Heck to his spine! ]
Edward Nygma, you
have to believe in love.
Okay?
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2017-11-16 16:54 (UTC)
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riddleman
2017-11-16 04:57 pm (UTC)
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[Riiight. He lets her do so, taking the path of least resistance, wondering just what exactly sparked that reaction.]
I do believe in love. I just believe I should abstain. The only woman I've ever loved died by my hands.
[Reassuring. He gently places his hands on her shoulders to try and create some distance.]
That other me does well in love?
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:01 pm (UTC)
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[ ...
You know what that's not the point LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT OTHER EDWARDS!
She is
not
letting him get away, and in fact her nails are starting to dig in.]
Nonono, shh, sweetie, that's okay! That doesn't mean it's not for you!
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riddleman
2017-11-16 05:04 pm (UTC)
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If you keep mistreating my face, love might become much less of an option.
[Because OW. He tries to turn his head to the side.]
I appreciate your concern, but I'm doing just dandy as is.
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:09 pm (UTC)
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[WHO! NEEDS! FACES!]
Say you aren't giving up on love.
Say it.
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riddleman
2017-11-16 05:13 pm (UTC)
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Ow!
[Overly dramatic noise? Hell yeah.]
I can't be bought, but I can be stolen at a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
[Happy now?!]
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:14 pm (UTC)
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[ She
is
happy now, and relaxes into a smile. She even releases his face after planting a kiss on his forehead. ]
There's a good boy.
Okay, I gotta go steal a bunch of dildos now! Bye!
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riddleman
2017-11-16 05:16 pm (UTC)
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[What.]
That sounds more fun than my day.
Can I come?
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:18 pm (UTC)
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Uuuhhhhmmmm.
Depends. Are you asking if you can come, or if you can
come?
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riddleman
2017-11-16 05:20 pm (UTC)
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[All right. He can't blame her for that.]
The former.
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:21 pm (UTC)
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Fine, but I'm not putting your name on the card.
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riddleman
2017-11-16 05:26 pm (UTC)
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Fair enough. Who are you gifting dildos too?
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:28 pm (UTC)
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That's going to have to remain a mystery, pal o' mine. Your hint is that it's kind of a wedding present.
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riddleman
2017-11-16 05:33 pm (UTC)
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[He prefers that to a straight answer by like 700%, honestly.]
Mysterious dildos. There is a kink.
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:38 pm (UTC)
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Wait.
[ She puts a hand to his chest. They have to clear this first. She loves Edward, but can not allow him to jeopardize her mission. ]
Are you going to do a riddle about this?
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riddleman
2017-11-16 05:46 pm (UTC)
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[Why would he...]
Like what? 'They are gone so we can come.'? Or... 'Goes up and in, at the end you win.'?
[...there are possibilities. Silly possibilities, but possibilities.]
Nope. Though now I feel like leaving a note for Oswald.
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:49 pm (UTC)
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Look I'm just saying if the next crossword is over-eighteen, I'm going to be put out.
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riddleman
2017-11-16 05:52 pm (UTC)
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Then I'll behave. Just for you.
Where are we stealing your dildos?
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itistolaugh
2017-11-16 05:53 pm (UTC)
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We'll start at Swinging Richard's and then head to The Peach Pit.
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riddleman
2017-11-16 06:13 pm (UTC)
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[Ask a stupid question.]
Of course. Well, let's hurry up. Maybe we can find one to replace the stick up your roommate.
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Edward Nygma, you have to believe in love. Okay?
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I do believe in love. I just believe I should abstain. The only woman I've ever loved died by my hands.
[Reassuring. He gently places his hands on her shoulders to try and create some distance.]
That other me does well in love?
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Nonono, shh, sweetie, that's okay! That doesn't mean it's not for you!
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[Because OW. He tries to turn his head to the side.]
I appreciate your concern, but I'm doing just dandy as is.
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Say you aren't giving up on love. Say it.
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[Overly dramatic noise? Hell yeah.]
I can't be bought, but I can be stolen at a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
[Happy now?!]
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There's a good boy.
Okay, I gotta go steal a bunch of dildos now! Bye!
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That sounds more fun than my day.
Can I come?
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Depends. Are you asking if you can come, or if you can come?
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The former.
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Mysterious dildos. There is a kink.
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[ She puts a hand to his chest. They have to clear this first. She loves Edward, but can not allow him to jeopardize her mission. ]
Are you going to do a riddle about this?
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Like what? 'They are gone so we can come.'? Or... 'Goes up and in, at the end you win.'?
[...there are possibilities. Silly possibilities, but possibilities.]
Nope. Though now I feel like leaving a note for Oswald.
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Where are we stealing your dildos?
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Of course. Well, let's hurry up. Maybe we can find one to replace the stick up your roommate.