IC Inbox for Mask or Menace

[riddleman]

What has a ring, but no finger?

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[riddleman]

THAT is what you leave me with?

Oh, you are a tease.

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[itistolaugh]

thats right baby i know what you like

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[riddleman]

A mystery. One way to ensure that I'll miss you even more.

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[itistolaugh]

thats right im more than just a pretty face and a hot bod
not MUCH more but still

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[riddleman]

The most precious gifts come in beautiful packaging.

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[itistolaugh]

wait are you flirting for real right now

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[riddleman]

No, if I did you wouldn't know it until five years down the line when you reject me.

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[itistolaugh]

1. sad and false
2. when i get back you're going to flirt bootcamp

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[riddleman]

Isn't your method mostly getting them drunk and showing cleavage?

I can do one of two.

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[itistolaugh]

EXCUSE YOU i don't get them drunk first!!!

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[riddleman]

Sorry, forgot you were cheap.

I'm not going to stuff my bra to score, so what are you teaching me?

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[itistolaugh]

wow

wow

go to hell

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[riddleman]

You know I'll follow you anywhere.

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[itistolaugh]

excuse me no for real tho do you really think i'm just a crazy slut

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[riddleman]

No. If I thought you were 'just' anything, I wouldn't spend time with you.

You are a lot of things. Which means you can be a crazy slut when you feel like it.

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[itistolaugh]

UGH the very worst thing about you is that i cant stay mad at you
still like 20% mad at you tho
ps actually been to hell. i'm banned.

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[riddleman]

What a burn.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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[itistolaugh]

if its like falling off a skyscraper then yes very much

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[riddleman]

I imagine quite similar.

What were you doing in hell?

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[itistolaugh]

being dead and tortured, what else

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[riddleman]

Good to know coming back from the dead is something that happens other places too.

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[itistolaugh]

are there places it doesnt happen?

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[riddleman]

I don't know. But people freaked the first time our dead mayor started jumping around on rooftops.

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[itistolaugh]

other places are so weird

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[riddleman]

No place like Gotham, is there?