Are you basing all of this from mob literature? Because you're not wrong. There is a pattern. There's also usually a younger sibling who wishes to conquer the empire and kill the older sibling while the middle is usually a pacifist.
I want you to help. I want to do it together. I feel it's more fitting that way.
No, I'm basing it of having studied Gotham's history and the history of every single mob family we ever had and currently have. But it helps that the whole city is build on cliché.
I remember things Butch tells me. I like him, I like to know things about him. Same with you. Though yes, I do forget things. I'm a person. People often do that. Except you, apparently.
Yes. I have never done that. There has only been a few events in my life where I couldn't remember and then it has been my own mind playing tricks on me. Other than that, I remember every moment as if it just happened. Everything I've ever seen or heard or done.
Like when you forgot you dragged your dead girlfriend into the police station to play find the body with yourself? I must say, Ed, you've had a fascinating descent into madness.
I got over him. Don't presume you understand anything between myself and detective Gordon. What he did is not forgivable. I am over him. Also we never dated, he can't be an ex.
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I want you to help. I want to do it together. I feel it's more fitting that way.
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Good. I'll think up something.
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You're so smart
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Tell me if you want to wipe the family out or be gentler.
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But first dinner and they a romantic night in bed :D
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And do ask his opinion, in case any part of his family is entangled, I don't need surprises.
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We'll form a plan tonight. I'm thinking something brutal and painful. Maybe with fire.
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Sounds like fun. Do you know much about where they are based? I'll have to research who all is a member.
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I don't, no. I know they run the gambling racket in the Narrows these days and they have a casino in the west side Gotham.
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Oh, gambling.
What is the dealer's biggest nightmare?
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....
Is this a riddle or a real question?
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Bit of both. The House losing.
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Ah. Too true.
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I think the best part of that story is that nobody ever figured that part out. GCPD is a brain trust indeed.
They have slot machines there, Oswald.
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Slot machines?
Those are pretty entertaining.
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Yes, sure, because a system that ensures you lose and has nothing to do with logic is so entertaining.
Whatever. My point is that I can hack them.
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It's more fun than you'd think. I've won a few times of them.
You can hack that kind of thing? Oh. Weird.
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Because that's statistics. Whatever, if it's fun for you, I want you to enjoy yourself.
Of course I can. It's a computer. I can hack an ATM too.
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I will. Do you like any games of chance?
Oooh. Cool. Do that tonight, I want to see!
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No. Only if there's a trick to it. Then I love them, but they won't let me play them.
I thought we were on a date tonight.
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Like card counting?
We can have a date and then rob an ATM.
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That's an amateur move, but sure.
I'll work out an algorithm, if you insist. But if I have to work so hard, you have to top tonight.
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I can do that very happily.
Can I play with my toys too? I want to make the most of you.
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Of course you can, just don't give me a chance to change my mind.
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I won't. Don't worry, I really won't.
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