I'm glad it turns you on or it'd just be weird. I know it's weird anyway but it would be weirder. I never understood why you're so against wearing eyeliner more.
It's not that hard, from what I've seen. Anyway, there are green gemstones, you could always get something custom. You want me to run around like a goth, show what it's worth to you.
Your band of twinks? I'm just glad to know you have varied tastes.
Fair enough. Now I want you to say those words out loud when I get home.
Without any disrespect to your mother, but from what you've told me, I believe she'd have appreciated a good-looking muscular man as much as her son does.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
For the last time, I'm not scared of women!
no subject
Breasts terrify you. Nobody at any of your clubs is allowed to show cleavage.
no subject
They don't terrify me, I just don't see why they need to be exposed. It's a club, not a strip joint and people should dress properly.
no subject
Right. Just to remind me, what are your male employees wearing again?
no subject
For the last time, it gets hot in there, they don't need shirts!
no subject
Then the ladies should be shirtless too, shouldn't they?
no subject
No. They have short sleeve shirts and they don't work the floors like the guys do.
no subject
Because you want the guys to work the floors, since you like a good view of every chiseled chest.
no subject
Hey, that's unfair. Not everyone is chiseled. Just most. By happenstance.
no subject
Literally the only man you employ that isn't built like a model is Butch. Even Zsasz has the whole sleek muscled thing going on.
no subject
Zsasz is shockingly ripped and Butch is handsome in his own unique way. I have a few new boys who aren't ripped, you should meet them.
no subject
Your band of twinks? I'm just glad to know you have varied tastes.
no subject
They're not twinks and they're just normal waiters. Stop making this deviant.
no subject
I'm just saying. You should just finally open up a gay club and get it over with. I support it!
no subject
It's not a gay club, it's a club for everyone. I just happen to have a lot of attractive men working for me who sometimes remove their shirts.
no subject
At least you're finally getting some revenue, so I can't knock your shirtless policy.
no subject
It's going very well. I'm quite proud of how it's working out.
no subject
Do a strip club next.
no subject
No. My mother would turn in her grave. I'm a good boy, I will own no dens of sin.
no subject
Without any disrespect to your mother, but from what you've told me, I believe she'd have appreciated a good-looking muscular man as much as her son does.
no subject
How dare you? She would not condone anything of the sort. Besides, she only wanted one man and that was me. No one else.
no subject
...yes. Forget I said anything.
no subject
It's true. She would have loved you. She would have been very confused by you but she would have loved you.
no subject
So, like you? I can imagine. Shame I never got to meet her.
no subject
I'm not confused by you at all. Except for when you whatszap me. And yes, it is a shame. I am saddened every day by it.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)