yet you cannot live without me

[riddleman]

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[beaky]

I

I don't get it.

[riddleman]

It's a meme.

Remind me to teach you about chrome and google after I'm done torturing you.

[beaky]

A meme? Like the cat thing? I can haz cheeseburger thing? Butch told me about that once. The cats are funny and can't spell.

Okay, teach me your ways :D

[riddleman]

Oswald, one day you and I will have to leave Gotham. I'll take you to watch a 3d movie.

[beaky]

I like Gotham, it's my home. I once went to Metropolis for a weekend, it was awful. It was very bright, it hurt my eyes.

A 3D movie? That sounds amazing!

[riddleman]

We can go to Central City. I'll get you sunglasses. Maybe we'll meet the Flash.

[beaky]

I have a pair, don't you worry?

What's the Flash?

[riddleman]

Yes. Very fetching.

The Flash is the fastest man alive. Not ringing a bell?

What about his rogues? Captain Cold? Heatwave? Golden Glider?

[beaky]

Is this a TV show?

No, I haven't. Sorry.

[riddleman]

No, it's what happens in Central City. Here, this is Captain Cold:

[beaky]

Oh. He's very dashing.

Is he like that Mr Freeze guy?

[riddleman]

Very much so, don't you think? I meant to transfer to Central City one day to work for the Police Department there, but there wasn't an opening. Apparently someone called Allen is 'unprofessional and tardy but astonishingly efficient'.

No, he's more... Like you, only for Central City.

[beaky]

I'm sorry, friend. I would pull some strings for you but I'm afraid firstly, your unemployable these days in that particular field and also I want you here with me. So no. Never.

Like me? He doesn't look like me. He looks like the sort of person who'd kick my ass, in all honesty.

[riddleman]

You think so? You should see his partner.



Yes. I believe they would kick both our asses.

What I meant is that he is King of Central City, as you are of Gotham.

[beaky]

Oh. He's fellow royalty. Perhaps I should meet him whenever I visit, it could be good for business.

his partner is awfully big, I don't think we'd stand much of a chance against them but I bet we're smarter.

We'll win on that alone.

[riddleman]

Honestly, I...

[He doesn't want to go out and say that he is smarter but he doesn't know if Oswald is. How considerate, for a Gothamite.]

Captain Cold is considered a criminal mastermind, much like yourself as well. I believe the safest would be to simply not commit crimes in his city.

[beaky]

Now you almost make it sound like fun.

But fine, we'll be good boys. I just want to see one of these 3D movies you talk about.

[riddleman]

Once things have calmed down a little, Mr Mayor.

Also, Central City might be nicer and better lit than Gotham, but from what I understand that's at least partially because instead of elaborate plans or tying people to balloons or sending them to an insane asylum, Captain Cold just shoots people.

[beaky]

That sounds a lot faster but a lot less fun. Central City sounds kind of boring, honestly. I'm sure it's much more wholesome and easy but so boring. I like a challenge. I like people who tie people to balloons or an insane asylum that brings people back from the dead.

Gotham is total personal freedom. The freaks rule the city. It's my kind of place.

[riddleman]

Fair enough. I'd not want to live anywhere else.

Although Central City has wifi practically everywhere.

[beaky]

The internet is kind of boring anyhow.

I just use it now to look up the shorthand you use sometimes.

[riddleman]

Huh.

Lookie here, my little bird.]

[beaky]

Oh.

Oh gosh, that is exciting. We should invest.

[riddleman]

What has drawn your attention first?

[beaky]

Mostly the bondage section, we really need actual stuff. All I have is rope and handcuffs.