She is leaving work, since she is absolutely not in the mood anymore, and doesn't even bother changing out of her prim doctor drag before hopping the porter to Heropa and goes to his home.
[Edward's not expecting any knocks and this was not Oswald knocking - he knows how Oswald knocks - so he frowns abd gets up instead of just asking her in.]
Yes?
[He opens the door for her, his one concession to downtime being that he isn't wearing his suit jacket. Still the waistcoat over his shirt though. Casual.
Of course he recognises her right away, though he still looks at her with confusion.]
[ ... You know what that's not the point LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT OTHER EDWARDS! She is not letting him get away, and in fact her nails are starting to dig in.]
Nonono, shh, sweetie, that's okay! That doesn't mean it's not for you!
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I'm sure you can do better.
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nooooo
i would never date batman how dare you
[yes she would, but that's not THE POINT]
THE JOKER
NOT THAT I CARE
ON ACCOUNT OF THE BREAKUP
WHO EVEN NEEDS A SOULMATE NOT ME
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So, the Joker, who is clearly undeserving of you, hence the break-up.
Love's not easy for people like us anyway. It hasn't ended well for me. You are probably better off without it. I know I am.
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I'm not like that.
AC....TION......
IS.
A CRISIS!!!!!
on infinite earthsShe is leaving work, since she is absolutely not in the mood anymore, and doesn't even bother changing out of her prim doctor drag before hopping the porter to Heropa and goes to his home.
KNOCK KNOCK, ASSHOLE.]
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Yes?
[He opens the door for her, his one concession to downtime being that he isn't wearing his suit jacket. Still the waistcoat over his shirt though. Casual.
Of course he recognises her right away, though he still looks at her with confusion.]
Harley? What are you doing here?
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Edward Nygma, you have to believe in love. Okay?
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I do believe in love. I just believe I should abstain. The only woman I've ever loved died by my hands.
[Reassuring. He gently places his hands on her shoulders to try and create some distance.]
That other me does well in love?
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Nonono, shh, sweetie, that's okay! That doesn't mean it's not for you!
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[Because OW. He tries to turn his head to the side.]
I appreciate your concern, but I'm doing just dandy as is.
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Say you aren't giving up on love. Say it.
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[Overly dramatic noise? Hell yeah.]
I can't be bought, but I can be stolen at a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
[Happy now?!]
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There's a good boy.
Okay, I gotta go steal a bunch of dildos now! Bye!
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That sounds more fun than my day.
Can I come?
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Depends. Are you asking if you can come, or if you can come?
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The former.
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Mysterious dildos. There is a kink.
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[ She puts a hand to his chest. They have to clear this first. She loves Edward, but can not allow him to jeopardize her mission. ]
Are you going to do a riddle about this?
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Like what? 'They are gone so we can come.'? Or... 'Goes up and in, at the end you win.'?
[...there are possibilities. Silly possibilities, but possibilities.]
Nope. Though now I feel like leaving a note for Oswald.
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Where are we stealing your dildos?
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