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Edward Nygma ([personal profile] riddleman) wrote2017-11-06 09:30 pm
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IC Inbox for Mask or Menace



What has a ring, but no finger?

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itistolaugh: Boner captioning. (Masturbating a penis!)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
bye bitch im going to party on a volcano try not to die of loneliness without me
itistolaugh: What a beautiful old young man. (Just like how John Lithgow is beautiful!)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sends a link to the announcement of Import My Heart!, the buzzworthy new dating show starring Several Hot Messes ]

i already got the show swag it's so great
you'll be jealous as hell when you see my SWORD and FLOOR TO CEILING PORTRAIT OF TOTAL BADASSERY
itistolaugh: (This scenario is okay if you're Greek.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
what, aren't you going to watch the show?
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
i promise we can have an in-depth gossip sesh when i get back
itistolaugh: It's been 30 years and I never even considered fanny packs. (FANNY PACK?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG while i've got you
which one should i wear for the day 1 party


[ Attachment 1: strapless black cocktail dress, barely sequined ]

[ Attachment 2: long red dress, moderate sequins ]

[ Attachment 3: short gold dress, HELLA sequins ]
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
this is why we're friends ♥
itistolaugh: Your skin is a porous membrane. (You need the pores la-la.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
if i remember even one thing i am not partying hard enough
itistolaugh: (People Eating Tasty Animals?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
guess what i dont get hungover haha suckerrr
itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
no its a whole science thing i'll explain later
itistolaugh: (pic#10278874)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
thats right baby i know what you like
itistolaugh: It grants wishes. (I have one flannel shirt.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
thats right im more than just a pretty face and a hot bod
not MUCH more but still
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
wait are you flirting for real right now
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
1. sad and false
2. when i get back you're going to flirt bootcamp

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