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[riddleman]

What has a ring, but no finger?

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[itistolaugh]

bye bitch im going to party on a volcano try not to die of loneliness without me

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[riddleman]

Not a chance.

What are you doing where why?

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[itistolaugh]

[ sends a link to the announcement of Import My Heart!, the buzzworthy new dating show starring Several Hot Messes ]

i already got the show swag it's so great
you'll be jealous as hell when you see my SWORD and FLOOR TO CEILING PORTRAIT OF TOTAL BADASSERY

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[riddleman]

Don't cut yourself on that and make sure to bedazzle it.

I'll be waiting for your stories.

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[itistolaugh]

what, aren't you going to watch the show?

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[riddleman]

Of course, I just want the inside scoop too.

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[itistolaugh]

i promise we can have an in-depth gossip sesh when i get back

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[riddleman]

I'll hold you to that.

I'd wish you luck, but you've already got all that.

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[itistolaugh]

OMG while i've got you
which one should i wear for the day 1 party

[ Attachment 1: strapless black cocktail dress, barely sequined ]

[ Attachment 2: long red dress, moderate sequins ]

[ Attachment 3: short gold dress, HELLA sequins ]

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[riddleman]

The only one that sparkled enough for your personality. DUH.

Three.

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[itistolaugh]

this is why we're friends ♥

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[riddleman]

And don't you forget it on that island. ♥

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[itistolaugh]

if i remember even one thing i am not partying hard enough

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[riddleman]

Remember me during the hangover then.

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[itistolaugh]

guess what i dont get hungover haha suckerrr

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[riddleman]

Give it a few years.

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[itistolaugh]

no its a whole science thing i'll explain later

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[riddleman]

THAT is what you leave me with?

Oh, you are a tease.

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[itistolaugh]

thats right baby i know what you like

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[riddleman]

A mystery. One way to ensure that I'll miss you even more.

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[itistolaugh]

thats right im more than just a pretty face and a hot bod
not MUCH more but still

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[riddleman]

The most precious gifts come in beautiful packaging.

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[itistolaugh]

wait are you flirting for real right now

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[riddleman]

No, if I did you wouldn't know it until five years down the line when you reject me.

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[itistolaugh]

1. sad and false
2. when i get back you're going to flirt bootcamp