yet you cannot live without me

[riddleman]

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[riddleman]

Why would you send me something, we live in the same mansion.

[beaky]

Because I'm not at the mansion, I'm at work so I had it sent on.

[riddleman]

Are you still jealous over Harvey Dent?

[beaky]

No. I never really was. I was just upset, like I said.

Someone hurt me and I tried to hurt you.

[riddleman]

What happened?

[beaky]

I don't want to talk about it.

Did you like the gift?

[riddleman]

You do realise I'll try to find out?

You do like spending a lot of money, don't you?

Yes. I like it.

[beaky]

I just don't want to discuss it when I'm making up with you. Which is what I would like to do.

I never had any growing up, it's nice to have it now.

It's nice to share it as well.

[riddleman]

I never had any either, so I can relate. Although I don't own a mansion and an empire, so spending it doesn't come as easily.

You just like to dress me nicely.

<3

[beaky]

Perhaps we should begin properly splitting our shares. We're a partnership, after all.

We should be even. Equals. Just us two.

We don't need anyone else <3

[riddleman]

I rather think we don't. You know I don't value anyone as I value you.

We are equals.

Who threw themselves at you?

[beaky]

Always. You're the most important person to me.

What?

What makes you say that?

[riddleman]

You are who matters.

Just a hypothesis. Feel free to confirm or deny it. Did someone?

[beaky]

Kind of.

Not like that!

[riddleman]

I've forgiven you and I look amazing. I'll send you proof if you tell me.

1/2

[beaky]

Would you ever

2/2

[beaky]

No, never mind that, it was a misfire.

Must we discuss such ugly business? We should go to dinner tonight and simply enjoy ourselves.

[riddleman]

You literally only text me.

But going to dinner is a good idea. Do you want me to make reservations?

Also, tell me.

[beaky]

I text other people!

Yes, if you could, I trust your judgement in where we eat.

[riddleman]

Who do you text?! Other than Barbara and I doubt you are playing Have you ever with her.

I'll find some place that you'll like. Not Italian.

[beaky]

I have a lot of friends. Butch, Zsasz, Barbara... others.

Wise, I don't feel like Italian. Whenever we go out for that, we end up being shot at.

[riddleman]

Butch doesn't text. Now, will you talk to me?

Yes, luckily we only have that one branch of mafia to deal with.

[beaky]

He does, I got him a phone. He just doesn't text me.

If I tell you, you'll call me an idiot and rub it in my face and I don't care for that because we just made up and I don't want to go down that road so can we not?

[riddleman]

He only has one hand, I imagine it makes it harder.

I promise not to do that, Oswald. You know I don't break my promises.

Also, what are your thoughts on Japanese.

[beaky]

He only texts short things.

I like Japanese.

I let someone get under my skin like an idiot.