yet you cannot live without me

[riddleman]

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[beaky]

This cause it's cute. Like me!

Possible. Explains why he wasn't into us. Especially you. You're so handsome, how can anyone look at you and not want you?

[riddleman]

Aw, yes. Gimme.

As I keep telling you, Oswald, the number of people who have wanted me is two and a half. Either way, I didn't ask him. But need I remind you that YOU are taken?

[beaky]

I shall!

Everyone wants you, you're ever so dashing. Barbara told me last time we hung out that you've somehow gotten hotter. You're transcended the dork and reached classical handsomeness.

Also I know that. And besides, he'd never want me anyway so it's moot.

[riddleman]

If Barbara says so, it clearly has to be true.

No, it's moot because you are taken. Otherwise it makes it sound that if he opened the door right now, grabbed you, slammed you against the wall and started kissing you, you'd be on board.

[beaky]

And Tabby! And even Butch, strangely enough.

No, I would most certainly not be because I belong to you. Entirely. No matter how beautiful that man is or how much his breath smells a little like peppermint.

[riddleman]

Right. I'm uniquely handsome and you were the only one to realise, but now all the world can see.

...how do you know what his breath smells like?

[beaky]

That is so very true. Also you just look more confident and cool now.

I made him tea and I gave it to him then I leaned in to pour the milk and he spoke. Entirely innocent!

[riddleman]

Fair enough. Now I wonder what Central City person we'll get next. Young Trickster seems like he'd fit right in.

He has to be as gay as you.

[beaky]

I saw his vines, I can't even argue with you. I think him and Jerome would have had a beautiful relationship.

I hardly doubt I'm that obviously gay. Women try to seduce me all the time"

[riddleman]

Yeah, they do. I've no idea what that's all about. Everyone knows you're with me and they still send women after you. WHY? Is it so difficult to find a male playboy to seduce you?

Not that I'm complaining.

[beaky]

The last girl to try told me I was just confused and could very obviously be bisexual. Safe bet says if I like my boyfriends cock, I'm probably gay. Not saying I can't be bi but play the odds, you know?

[riddleman]

That's what I'd think. I know exactly what kind of boy I'd send after you.

[beaky]

Really?

Do share.

[riddleman]

[beaky]

I approve.

[riddleman]

Same guy.

Also, pretty much what you put on me last time you knocked me out.

[beaky]

You refused to wear it when awake, I improvised.

I love it. Nice look. A lot like you in some ways.

[riddleman]

Because I don't want to be dressed up as your fetish doll. Even if you make it happen just about every time I'm tied up. Which is admittedly weird enough to be arousing.

EXACTLY. Why doesn't anyone take that obvious route? Women scare you.

[beaky]

I'm glad it turns you on or it'd just be weird. I know it's weird anyway but it would be weirder. I never understood why you're so against wearing eyeliner more.

For the last time, I'm not scared of women!

[riddleman]

I love it on you. I don't think it fits me.

Breasts terrify you. Nobody at any of your clubs is allowed to show cleavage.

[beaky]

Depends on what you're wearing.

They don't terrify me, I just don't see why they need to be exposed. It's a club, not a strip joint and people should dress properly.

[riddleman]

I'm not wearing leather pants outside the bedroom.

Right. Just to remind me, what are your male employees wearing again?

[beaky]

Why not? :(

For the last time, it gets hot in there, they don't need shirts!

[riddleman]

Because you don't buy me enough pretty things for that.

Then the ladies should be shirtless too, shouldn't they?

[beaky]

What pretty things do you want to do it with me at least once?

No. They have short sleeve shirts and they don't work the floors like the guys do.