yet you cannot live without me

[riddleman]

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[riddleman]

You're welcome. I have taken the liberty to set up your calendar so this shows all of your appointments. Blue is for mayor duties, red for the underworld and green for more private ventures.

[beaky]

Right! Perfect!

... And where is the calendar?

[riddleman]

When you are on the home screen, there is a little symbol that looks like a calendar. There.

This will be an adventure.

[beaky]

Right! Gotcha, I'm on it.

And ... my home screen is what exactly?

[riddleman]

The screen that has the clock on it. You can reach it by pressing the house symbol in the bottom centre.

[beaky]

Oh, look, I can do this!

🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

[riddleman]

Yes.

Cool.

[beaky]

🐧 ❤ ❔

[riddleman]

It's good to know you have your priorities in order.

But yes. Don't doubt it.

[beaky]

I never do doubt it.

[Have a really blurry badly taken picture of his hand.]

I took a picture!... How did I do that?

[riddleman]

By fumbling around, I'd guess.

[beaky]

This phone is really cool.

Where are the buttons?

[riddleman]

It has a touch screen. You touch it.

[beaky]

How amazing technology is

👬 💗

[riddleman]

I'm glad you at least know how to work emojis.

There is breakfast in the kitchen.

[beaky]

There is? How nice.

Are you going to join me?

[riddleman]

Not just yet, I have some things to attend to. However, the water should now have the optimal temperature for your tea.

[beaky]

It is. You really are perfection, Edward.

What are you up to?

[riddleman]

I'm researching Jervis Tetch. He's duuuuull.

So I'm also editing your next posters. You do cut a handsome figure.

[beaky]

What's he up to now? Still terrorising our old friend Jim?

You flatterer!

[riddleman]

Riddles. Awful riddles. I don't like it.

Just observing and stating facts, dear Oswald. I've been staring at your eyes for the last half hour.

[beaky]

I can imagine, that's very much your thing. You're like the Riddler or something.

You have? Oh, you'll make me blush if you keep talking like that.

[riddleman]

Not 'like'. I am him. Perhaps currently not incredibly active in the role, but at least I'm not disgracing it.

That I'd like to see.

You have beautiful eyes. You must know that.

[beaky]

You know if you ever wanted to go forth and start that crusade of riddles again, I would support you. I know you'd be smart enough to not get caught.

Or I hope you would because it would look really bad if my two most trusted members of staff were both murderers who very publicly got arrested.

No one ever really told me that before. Not like that. I mean my mother kind of did but she told me every last bit of me was beautiful, inside and out.

[riddleman]

It would eat up too much of my time, I'm afraid. But perhaps I'll at least introduce myself to Tetch.

Every last bit of you is beautiful. Every last bit of you feels wonderful too. Inside and out, my gorgeous lover.