It's because you think you have to "protect" me from any woman that so much as stands near me, because you're insecure, jealous and express yourself badly.
I'm pansexual, for the record, you have so many more people to kill.
I sent her OUT to bring me coffee and muffins. How will I get coffee and muffins now?
Because I care about people's minds, their selves, and then I find myself attracted to them. Not sure what it is in your case right now. What's your deal, scared of girl cooties?
Oh. My mistake. It's okay though, I hired you someone new. His name his flint, he has sixty years of office experience and with his new hip, he can get across town to pick up your daily snacks in no time at all.
No, I like women too. They're very beautiful. With their lips. And breasts. And I'm very into it. Shut up.
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What did you do now?
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I simply helped you.
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Let me make this easier for you by prefacing it with informing you that I am already mad, just as a precaution.
Now tell me how you "helped" me.
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I simply got rid of that Carlotta girl who was giving you so much trouble.
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Now she's not.
You're welcome :D
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What did I do wrong now? Is it because I killed her without you?
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I'm pansexual, for the record, you have so many more people to kill.
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...You're into pans?
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pansexual: not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
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Oh. Okay. Wait.
Why do you even still like girls? I mean. Ew.
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Because I care about people's minds, their selves, and then I find myself attracted to them. Not sure what it is in your case right now. What's your deal, scared of girl cooties?
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No, I like women too. They're very beautiful. With their lips. And breasts. And I'm very into it. Shut up.
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Yeah? I can get you a woman, Mr Cobblepot, no trouble at all. Then you can caress her breasts.
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I want you, no one else. I'm in no rush to caress anyone but you.
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Apparently you don't trust me to be faithful, so why should I bother?
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What? No! I do! I was just protecting you from her female ways.
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I happen to enjoy female ways.
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Well, I want to keep you safe. And women are dangerous, Edward.
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You are getting on my nerves, Oswald.
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I did nothing wrong!
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I'll be home let, just fyi.
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Why? What do you want from me?
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I'm just having coffee, since no one brought me any.
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