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[riddleman]

What has a ring, but no finger?

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[beaky]

we have no food again

[riddleman]

I will do the shopping. My job is already annoying me, we need a better source of income.

[beaky]

how so?

i won't even humour my 'job' and i'm unsure how best to proceed career wise.

[itistolaugh]

[ A few days after dinner, she sends him a picture dug from the depths of her phone of the other, older, fatter Oswald C. Cobblepot with no comment. ]

[riddleman]

...don't send him that, he's already not letting me cook properly.

But damn. That's... Impressive. How tall is he?

[itistolaugh]

with or without the top hat?

TEXT; URGENT!!! IMPORTANT!!!!!!

[itistolaugh]

WHEN I SAY BATMAN YOU SAY ???????????????????????

TEXT; MOSTLY JUST MILDLY CONFUSED

[riddleman]

An officer's personal servant in the British armed forces? Very dated terminology though.

I could use that for a crossword some time.

[itistolaugh]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

delivery; some date

[itistolaugh]

[ A tie pin with matching cufflinks, and an embarrassingly easy puzzle. It is literally for babies and made of nontoxic foam. ]

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[itistolaugh]

hey have you seen any good animal shows lately just wondering

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[riddleman]

I saw something fascinating about anteaters not that long ago.

Why?

[itistolaugh]

no one cares about anteaters bye

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[contradict]

[ when elektra texts edward, it's late at night and after she's discovered she may be a busy beaver in a few nights from now. ]

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

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[brickjoke]

u have money right

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[itistolaugh]

bye bitch im going to party on a volcano try not to die of loneliness without me

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[riddleman]

Not a chance.

What are you doing where why?

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[itistolaugh]

[ sends a link to the announcement of Import My Heart!, the buzzworthy new dating show starring Several Hot Messes ]

i already got the show swag it's so great
you'll be jealous as hell when you see my SWORD and FLOOR TO CEILING PORTRAIT OF TOTAL BADASSERY

text; bitch stop talking; NEVER

[itistolaugh]

UH am i hallucinating or did crane just sext me

[ ATTACHMENT ]

text; NEVER EVER

[riddleman]

Oh my.

Mrow. Who'd have thought?

I've no idea if he's aware. Stay on the ball.

Or balls.

[itistolaugh]

if he sends a dick pic i'm forwarding it to you

Backdated to valentine's day

[beaky]

Edward, could you return home? I need to discuss something with you.

It's difficult and uncomfortable discussing it with you but I think it's about time we talked.

[riddleman]

[Sure, because he wants to hurry up and get back to have a difficult and uncomfortable discussion.

Not.]

What's up?

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[itistolaugh]

"Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slows and stops."

ya nasty

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[riddleman]

IT'S A RIDDLE!

It's not even a hard one. No pun intended.